Wednesday, March 07, 2007

Well, if it ain't one thing, it's the next...

Yesterday I came home from a long day of work and found that my dishwasher had been replaced! I was so happy!! If you recall, my dishwasher has been on the fritz since our ice storm. It had something to do with how the electricity was coming back into the house.

Anyway, I went to bed happy because I could finally catch up on all my dishes.

That was yesterday.

Today, I went in the backyard to see how it looked, since I still have an uprooted tree, broken patio set, and limbs spread all over the yard. And then I saw it.

It, you ask?

A big circle of white paper. Hmm. What could it be? I walked up to it. I stared. I got up really close. And then it hit me. It smelled like poop.

AHHHH!!!!

My sewer line is backed up!!

Nasty.

3 comments:

Gregory Holman said...

This too, shall pass.

Michelle said...

yeah, literally. it has passed...right to my backyard.

Anonymous said...

Isn't there some cliche about not shitting where you eat? It's a cliche for a reason.

That is, unless I made that up. In which case, it should be.

Sorry your yard is gross.