Embarassing Moment No. 1389

This morning at the library, I went to the bathroom. As usual, I made a toilet seat with my toilet paper. I mean, it is a public bathroom. No big whoop.

Five seconds later, I washed my hands and headed out the door. Again, no big whoop.

Then, a few minutes later, I noticed a young girl following me. She looked at me, then she looked away. We were making weird eye contact--the kind you might see in a Seinfeld episode (note: this is how I base my life... I always say, "it was like I was in a Seinfeld episode!")

Anyway, she finally approached me.

Maybe she had a question. Maybe she recognized me from the news. Maybe she needed me to do something for her...

I looked at her with that anticipation...like, "yes?" She leaned over and whispered, "Excuse me, you have a piece of toilet paper hanging out of your pants. I just wanted to tell you before anyone saw it."

ARGH!

I pulled it out from the top of my pants, said thank you, and ran away. The sad thing is that it happened to me once when I worked at KY3, too. I can't help it if I like to make toilet seats! At least it wasn't the paper I used. Ek.

A case of the Mondays...