Thursday, August 07, 2008

Holy Mole-y!

I got another Asian-y story for you. Sorry, but I guess when it rains it pours.

So, I was at a public place the other day... and some guy randomly comes up to me and says, "Hey, let me guess... you're Korean, right?"

"Yes," I said.

Guy: "Do you want to know how I know?"

MS: thinking, uh, no...but instead I blurt, "Sure!" (WHY NOT?)

Guy: "It's because you have a mole."

(MS thinking, WTF?!)

MS: "What?"

Then suddenly, out from behind me, another guy says, "Dude, that is the stupidest thing I've ever heard! A mole?"

(MS thinking, "Thank you!")

Then Guy #1 says, "No, seriously. I lived in China for six years. I know. The only people who have moles are Korean and Japanese. I swear."

Guy #2 says, "I don't care. That is stupid."

(MS again, thinking, "Thank you!")

Guy #2 continues, "A mole doesn't mean anything. You can tell she is Korean because she has a flatter face."

(MS thinking, WTF!? Guy #2 was doing so well!)


Guy #1 apologized and said he didn't want to offend me. Really, it was pretty damn funny. Molie! Molie! Molie!


Complaint Department Manager said...

Wow, that's about the equivalent of walking up to a random woman and saying, " Gee, you don't sweat too much for a fat girl."

'tards, they're everywhere.

park hyunjeong said...

Oh my!
Guy #1 is really stupid. i got angry. Frankly speaking, my friend Glenn has a lot of moles.
i'm sorry, but, he offended my mind. because i'm Korean, so i have a mole? shit!

pookie said...
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Todd Bennett said...

Ummmm like Marilyn Monroe was Korean? Totally Cool!

Wanna bet guy #1 thinks Obama is an evil muslim that hates America?