So, I was at a public place the other day... and some guy randomly comes up to me and says, "Hey, let me guess... you're Korean, right?"
"Yes," I said.
Guy: "Do you want to know how I know?"
MS: thinking, uh, no...but instead I blurt, "Sure!" (WHY NOT?)
Guy: "It's because you have a mole."
(MS thinking, WTF?!)
MS: "What?"
Then suddenly, out from behind me, another guy says, "Dude, that is the stupidest thing I've ever heard! A mole?"(MS thinking, "Thank you!")
Then Guy #1 says, "No, seriously. I lived in China for six years. I know. The only people who have moles are Korean and Japanese. I swear."
Guy #2 says, "I don't care. That is stupid."(MS again, thinking, "Thank you!")
Guy #2 continues, "A mole doesn't mean anything. You can tell she is Korean because she has a flatter face."
(MS thinking, WTF!? Guy #2 was doing so well!)
END SCENE.
Guy #1 apologized and said he didn't want to offend me. Really, it was pretty damn funny. Molie! Molie! Molie!
3 comments:
Wow, that's about the equivalent of walking up to a random woman and saying, " Gee, you don't sweat too much for a fat girl."
'tards, they're everywhere.
Ummmm like Marilyn Monroe was Korean? Totally Cool!
Wanna bet guy #1 thinks Obama is an evil muslim that hates America?
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