Thursday, August 07, 2008

Holy Mole-y!

I got another Asian-y story for you. Sorry, but I guess when it rains it pours.

So, I was at a public place the other day... and some guy randomly comes up to me and says, "Hey, let me guess... you're Korean, right?"

"Yes," I said.

Guy: "Do you want to know how I know?"

MS: thinking, uh, no...but instead I blurt, "Sure!" (WHY NOT?)

Guy: "It's because you have a mole."


(MS thinking, WTF?!)

MS: "What?"

Then suddenly, out from behind me, another guy says, "Dude, that is the stupidest thing I've ever heard! A mole?"

(MS thinking, "Thank you!")

Then Guy #1 says, "No, seriously. I lived in China for six years. I know. The only people who have moles are Korean and Japanese. I swear."

Guy #2 says, "I don't care. That is stupid."

(MS again, thinking, "Thank you!")

Guy #2 continues, "A mole doesn't mean anything. You can tell she is Korean because she has a flatter face."


(MS thinking, WTF!? Guy #2 was doing so well!)

END SCENE.

Guy #1 apologized and said he didn't want to offend me. Really, it was pretty damn funny. Molie! Molie! Molie!

4 comments:

Complaint Department Manager said...

Wow, that's about the equivalent of walking up to a random woman and saying, " Gee, you don't sweat too much for a fat girl."

'tards, they're everywhere.

park hyunjeong said...

Oh my!
Guy #1 is really stupid. i got angry. Frankly speaking, my friend Glenn has a lot of moles.
i'm sorry, but, he offended my mind. because i'm Korean, so i have a mole? shit!

pookie said...
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Todd Bennett said...

Ummmm like Marilyn Monroe was Korean? Totally Cool!

Wanna bet guy #1 thinks Obama is an evil muslim that hates America?